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Dante
"You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?"
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Dante Hicks
"I'm not even supposed to be here today."
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Randal Graves
"Salsa shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa."
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Randal Graves
"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fu**ing customers."
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Randal Graves
"No time for love, Dr. Jones."
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Randal Graves
"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule."
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Randal Graves
"Bunch of savages in this town."
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Silent Bob
"You know, there's a million fine-looking women in the world, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you."
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Jay
"You're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys, make like a circus seal."
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Jay
"What you want, Grizzly Adams?"
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Dante Hicks
"Hey, try not to suck any dick one the way through the parking lot!"
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