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Ben Jabituya
"I am thinking she is a virgin. Or at least she used to be."
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Ben Jabituya
"With excitement like this, who is needing enemas?"
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Newton Crosby
"Where are you from, anyway?"
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Ben Jabituya
"Bakersfield, originally."
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Newton Crosby
"No, I mean your ancestors"
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Ben Jabituya
"Oh, them. Pittsburgh."
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Ben Jabituya
"Newton, we are wasting valueless time here."
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Ben Jabituya
"I don't know about you, but I am planning to scream and run."
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Ben Jabituya
"I am standing here beside myself."
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Ben Jabituya
"Ooh. Her pants are blazing for you, Newton Crosby."
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Ben Jabituya
"I am sporting a tremendous woody."
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Ben Jabituya
"Who is knowing how to read the mind of a robot?"
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Ben Jabituya
"Did she stick her tongue down your throat?"
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Ben Jabituya
"I have seen some strange, bizarre drivers, but you. You will be awarded a cake."
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Ben Jabituya
"Bye-bye, goofy woman. I enjoyed repeatedly throwing you to the ground."
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Ben Jabituya
"Newton, you know what is out there in the great outdoors? Girls. Mmmmm! With brassieres and legs - mmm. You have a working knowledge of girls?"
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Number 5
"Hey Laserlips. Your mama was a snowblower."
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Number 5
"Number 5 is alive."
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Number 5
"Colt .45. Semi-automatic ... Play-doh"
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Number 5
"Malfunction. Need input."
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