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Dr. Rydell
"Under my supervision. Also, if you are unable to stop masterbating please, do so without the use of any pornographic images depicting quote, unquote 'angry sex.' That having been said, I'm a pretty good guy and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised how much fun we can have together."
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Dr. Rydell
"Can you please give me your name Mr. Head, and please don't tell me it's Dick!"
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Dr. Rydell
"Now you are going to go up to her and tell her the following, "I'm sorry I was so rude before but it's difficult for me to express myself when I am on the verge of exploding in my pants.""
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Dave
"So if I go up to her and repeat that crazy shit probably stolen from a porno film, you sick bastard, you'll release me from the program?"
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Dave
"By the way, his name's not fat-shit-cat. It's Meatball. And he's eating your crab cakes right now."
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Dr. Rydell
"Dave, there are two kinds of angry people - explosive and implosive. Explosive is the type of individual you see screaming at the cashier for not taking his coupon. Implosive is the cashier who remains quiet day after day and then finally shoots everyone in the store. You're the cashier."
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Dave
"Why couldn't you have told her something else? I was at the bank! I was at the store! I ate bad guacamole and couldn't stop shitting! Any of those things would have been fine!"
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