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Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure

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Bill S. Preston, Esq.

"Ted, while I agree that, in time, our band will be most triumphant, the truth is Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar."

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Bill S. Preston, Esq.

"Billy, you are dealing with the oddity of time travel with the greatest of ease."

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Rufus

"Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. And I'm telling you, everything is great. The air is clean. The water is clean. Even the dirt... is clean. Bowling averages are way up. Mini-golf scores are way down. And we have more waterslides than any other planet we communicate with. I'm telling you, it's great."

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Abraham Lincoln

"Fourscore and seven minutes ago... we, your forefathers, were brought forth upon a most excellent adventure conceived by our new friends, Bill... and Ted. These two great gentlemen are dedicated to a proposition which was true in my time, just as it's true today: Be excellent to each other, and... PARTY ON, DUDES!"

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Ted

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K."

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Bill S. Preston, Esq.

"[Bill and Ted meet themselves] Ted: OK wait. If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking of? Bill, Ted: 69, dudes. Bill, Ted: Whoa."

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"Everything is different, but the same... things are more moderner than before... bigger, and yet smaller... it's computers... San Dimas High School football rules."

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Ted

"Missy: Hi, Bill. Want a ride? Bill: Sure, Missy. [she draws a blank stare at Bill] Bill: I mean, mom. [she smiles and puts on her Ray-Bans] Ted: [whispering to Bill] Your stepmom's cute. Bill: Shut up, Ted. Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen? Bill: Shut up, Ted!"

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Bill S. Preston, Esq.

"[Bill and Ted are in Ancient Greece] Bill: [approaching Socrates] How's it going? I'm Bill, this is Ted. We're from the future. Socrates: Socrates. Ted: [whispering to Bill] Now what? Bill: I dunno. Philosophize with him! Ted: [clears his throat, to Socrates] "All we are is dust in the wind," dude. [Socrates gives them a blank stare] Bill: [scoops up a pile of dust from the basin before them and lets it run out of his hand] Dust. [he blows the remainder away] Bill: Wind. Ted: [points at Socrates] Dude. [Socrates gasps]"

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Ted

"Ted: Now your dad's going for it in your own room! Bill: Shut up, Ted. Ted: Your step-mom *is* cute, though. Bill: Shut up, Ted! Ted: Remember when I asked her to the prom? Bill: [shouts] Shut up, Ted!"

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Ted

"Bill: Ted, while I agree that, in time, our band will be most triumphant. The truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar. Ted: Yes, Bill. But, I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video. Bill: Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have decent instruments. Ted: Well, how can we have decent instruments when we don't really even know how to play? Bill: That is why we NEED Eddie Van Halen! Ted: And THAT is why we need a triumphant video. Bill, Ted: EXCELLENT!"

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Bill S. Preston, Esq.

"Evil Duke: Put them in the iron maiden. Ted: Iron Maiden? Bill, Ted: Excellent! [air guitar] Evil Duke: Execute them. Bill, Ted: Bogus!"

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Rufus

"Gentlemen... we're history."

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Deacon

"Bill: You ditched Napoleon! Ted: Deacon, do you realize you have just stranded one of Europe's greatest leaders in San Dimas? Deacon: He was a dick."

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