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Barf
"I'm Mog. Half Man, half Dog. I'm my own best friend."
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Yogurt
"May the Schwartz be with you."
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Dark Helmet
"There is only one man who would dare give me the raspberry. Lonestar!"
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Dark Helmet
"What's the matter Colonel Sandurz, chicken???"
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Dark Helmet
"No, no, no! Light speed is too slow!"
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Dark Helmet
"What have I done? My brains are going into my feet!"
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Lonestar
"What the hell was that?"
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Mawg
"Spaceball One. They've gone to plaid!"
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Dark Helmet
"Why don't we take a 5 minute break? Smoke if you got 'em."
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Lord Helmet
"I bet she gives great helmet."
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Lord Helmet
""I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!""
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Lord Dark Helmet
"My Swartz is bigger than yours."
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Lord Dark Helmet
"I see your schwartz is as big as mine."
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Ape
"Oh, shit. There goes the planet."
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Lord Dark Helmet
"My brains are going into my feet!"
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Lord Dark Helmet
"WHAT? You went over my helmet?"
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Lord Dark Helmet
"And now Princess Vespa, I have you in my clutches, to have my wicked way with you, the way I want to. No, no, go away, I hate you! And yet... I find you strangely attractive. Of course you do! Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you *know* it! No, no, leave me alone! No, kiss me! No! Stop! Yes, yes! Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your helmet is so big!"
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Lord Dark Helmet
"So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!"
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Yogurt
"Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!"
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Colonel Sandurz
"Oh, my God. It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to blow."
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