Vorby Recent Favoriteshttp://vorby.appspot.com/Recently added favorites.en-us Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? Never! http://vorby.appspot.com/moviequotes/comments/2677/ starred by mvides (video available) http://vorby.appspot.com/moviequotes/comments/2677/ I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? http://vorby.appspot.com/moviequotes/comments/2243/ starred by klrfin http://vorby.appspot.com/moviequotes/comments/2243/ Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed... http://vorby.appspot.com/moviequotes/comments/18111/ starred by brianpeterson (video available) http://vorby.appspot.com/moviequotes/comments/18111/ There is only one man who would dare give me the raspberry. Lonestar! http://vorby.appspot.com/moviequotes/comments/988/ starred by IanMLewis (video available) http://vorby.appspot.com/moviequotes/comments/988/ Looks like we got the Brits in round 1. We already kicked their asses in WWII. Cheer-i-o, let's do it again! http://vorby.appspot.com/moviequotes/comments/6701/ starred by nfoster http://vorby.appspot.com/moviequotes/comments/6701/ Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room. http://vorby.appspot.com/moviequotes/comments/40/ starred by antoine.bertier (video available) http://vorby.appspot.com/moviequotes/comments/40/ Seven years of college down the drain. http://vorby.appspot.com/moviequotes/comments/2844/ starred by michael.magnuson http://vorby.appspot.com/moviequotes/comments/2844/ I do have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any 'ism' for that matter. 'Ism's, in my opinion, are not good. A person should not believe in an 'ism,' he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people. http://vorby.appspot.com/moviequotes/comments/2683/ starred by michael.magnuson http://vorby.appspot.com/moviequotes/comments/2683/